 Day 151 - Oatmeal mush.  Step 1: grind oatmeal in spice grinder.  Step 2: boil water.  Step 3: whisk oatmeal into water.  Step 4: keep whisking.  Step 5: keep whisking.  Step 6: is it gluey yet? - if no, go to step 5.  Step 7: mix in breast milk.  Step 8: put in "unspillable" bowl.  Step 9: feed baby.  Step 10: make airplane noises.  Step 11: feed baby.  Step 12: wipe up.  Step 13: wipe up.  Step 14: wipe up.  Step 15: did you actually eat any of that?
  Day 151 - Oatmeal mush.  Step 1: grind oatmeal in spice grinder.  Step 2: boil water.  Step 3: whisk oatmeal into water.  Step 4: keep whisking.  Step 5: keep whisking.  Step 6: is it gluey yet? - if no, go to step 5.  Step 7: mix in breast milk.  Step 8: put in "unspillable" bowl.  Step 9: feed baby.  Step 10: make airplane noises.  Step 11: feed baby.  Step 12: wipe up.  Step 13: wipe up.  Step 14: wipe up.  Step 15: did you actually eat any of that?
Sunday, September 14, 2008
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 Day 151 - Oatmeal mush.  Step 1: grind oatmeal in spice grinder.  Step 2: boil water.  Step 3: whisk oatmeal into water.  Step 4: keep whisking.  Step 5: keep whisking.  Step 6: is it gluey yet? - if no, go to step 5.  Step 7: mix in breast milk.  Step 8: put in "unspillable" bowl.  Step 9: feed baby.  Step 10: make airplane noises.  Step 11: feed baby.  Step 12: wipe up.  Step 13: wipe up.  Step 14: wipe up.  Step 15: did you actually eat any of that?
  Day 151 - Oatmeal mush.  Step 1: grind oatmeal in spice grinder.  Step 2: boil water.  Step 3: whisk oatmeal into water.  Step 4: keep whisking.  Step 5: keep whisking.  Step 6: is it gluey yet? - if no, go to step 5.  Step 7: mix in breast milk.  Step 8: put in "unspillable" bowl.  Step 9: feed baby.  Step 10: make airplane noises.  Step 11: feed baby.  Step 12: wipe up.  Step 13: wipe up.  Step 14: wipe up.  Step 15: did you actually eat any of that?
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Daniel,
Even at 4:50AM (an untimely hour but a productive time of quiet for busy parents)your sense of humor - your "voice" is heard. Oatmeal, yuck! Ruth must take after Grampy and Mem!
Hug her for me when she's not mushy!
Love
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