RUTH: I'm an animal-talent fairy. I know a lot about animals. You're a war-talent-fairy.
ME: That doesn't sound very nice. I don't like war!
RUTH: No, no. You're an ending-wars-talent-fairy. Actually, you're a
sparrow man. You have sparrow wings and can fly faster than me.
Kid, I'm sorry I don't live up to your image of me (wings aside).